5 most annoying types of pictures on facebook in Mumbai

What's with everyone wanting to document everything about their lives on facebook? Why do we literally advertise ourselves? Why do we inform people about things they don't even want to know about? Do you remember yourself saying, "I am not answerable to anyone. So stop asking me about my whereabouts!" While on facebook we are occupied with always giving too much of information and darling haven't all of us at some point in time been through fights because of facebook?

Now I am not your social media buzz killer here. I am just irritated with the explode of social media in Mumbai. So I sorted out the obsession of uploading pictures on facebook to 5 categories. Thus presenting 5 most annoying types of pictures on facebook in Mumbai (trust me the list is endless, I just picked the best of the worst)

1. The solo-selfie:

If you post too many solo selfies on facebook its freaking clear that you don't have any friends to click your picture. Add a positive quote to your post and you prove that you bloody need motivation to live the horrible life you are tired of living because if you were enjoying it you wouldn't have the time to be posting that picture on facebook!

2. The I-own-a-goddamn-DSLR picture:

After seeing Ranbir Kapoor with a camera in Wake Up Sid and Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani every blockhead wants to become a photographer and all of us at some point in time have posted intense pictures with our DSLR cameras, but we all know that this alone doesn't make us photographers and thus we go one step further with photographing random things. People click random things and post it without any explanation and check their useless phone every 10 seconds to see if they got any likes. I've done that! You will get some random comments like "nyc click" if you are a boy because if you are a girl, you will simply get 100 likes and 200 sleazy comments. It's like after the rage of "Free Hugs for Everyone" t-shirts we need to come up with "Free Likes for Everyone" t-shirts as well.

3. The distorted picture:

Yes! there are some people who know that they suck at photography and thus they distort their pictures with hideous effects with a hope to hide their gruesome photography and get some likes. They use and abuse photo enhancing apps and girls always increase the brightness to look fair and boys always use HDR to emboss their abs or biceps! (and we have the balls to call bollywood fake...bwahahaha)

4. The weather-update picture:

Who are you? The MET department? No right! Then why the hell will you ever click a picture of clouds and write about how "you" are feeling? We don't care about either of it! Be it sunny, rainy, foggy, dusty or gloomy some people are obsessed with posting these pictures only because they want to hash-tag skyporn, because the only place where you can legit write porn and get away.

5. The look-what-I-am-eating picture:

#foodporn is trending way more than #skyporn. You nincompoop! Food is to eat not to click! Yes we know you are going to exotic places or cooking exotic food or worst, your "wife" or "girlfriend" is cooking exotic food for you, know one thing... we don't care unless you are sharing it with us in reality! Like we want the food in "our" mouth not on our phones screen!

P.S - I have posted all these pictures on my personal profile in a moment of weakness to get more likes, but trust me these types of pictures make no sense so please continue posting them because anyways nothing on facebook makes sense.