5 questions you just can't answer at 22

Being 22 is not easy! People are constantly asking question you can't answer, you are so numb and indifferent towards them that you can't feel your own limbs forget about feeling 22. I don't even know how Taylor Swift managed to feel 22! I mean seriously how do you feel 22? Our testosterone levels are so high that feeling only one thing is always on our mind! Yes, that's what being 22 is like!

OK this is not about Taylor Swift's song but about 5 ridiculously annoying questions we just can't answer at this age! 

1. Do you plan to study further?

Now that we are working and trying to meet deadlines and paying our own bills we realize how cool and convenient college life was, but its not cool enough to drag us back to lectures and teachers and books! Even if we know we wana study further, we don't know where the money will come from and if we know that somehow we will convince our parents to pay, we don't know what we really want to study.

2. What is your relationship status?

Single, married or in a relationship. No this is not enough! Provide us with confused, double dating, cheated, open relationship, friends with benefits or simply not interested as options and we might "think" about giving an answer.

3. How much have you saved for the future?

Savings and future both these words are alien to us, we might be able to answer about aliens but not this. Look these questions lead to paranoia and paranoia leads to partying and partying leads to blowing up all the money and blowing up all the money leads to bankruptcy and bankrupt people have no savings thus no future. So you see its a vicious circle.

4. Did you file your Investment Declaration?

We forget paying our mobile bills. We forget claiming our reimbursements! Do you really expect us to file investment declarations? We don't even remember the date when we are supposed to file our investment declaration, and even if we do, we have no freaking investment!

5. When will you marry?

The day Kiran Bedi decides the party she wants to stay with... I will decide the person I wana stay with!

P. S - You won't be 22 ever again, so don't ever bother to answer these questions and just do whatever you want to do man! Aur haso muskurao... kya pata kal paise ho na ho!