3 most hilarious Bollywood song videos to make you ROFL

If you are having a bad day, this is exactly what you need - a hysterical dose of Bollywood. I've got three songs that can lighten, brighten, whiten (right out of a fairness cream ad) your day. Just watch these songs and you are surely going WTF by the end of the videos.

1. Husn Ke Lakhon Rang (Johny Mera Naam)

Singer: Asha Bhosle

Music: Kaliyanji Anandji

Lyrics: Rajinder Krishan Indiver

Do you ever look at a "Pummy aunty" type character and imagine how she woes her husband? Well I do and this song is my imagination in video. This film was released in the 70's and whatever (because seduction is too small a word) Padma Khanna does to Premnath is just astounding. Watch this video for best ants in my pants dance, best drunk aerobics, best creepy eyes, best I-am-getting-no-action-boy in green shirt, best bull-fight strip show and best conical bra & gradmama panty.

Husn Ke Lakhon Rang (Johny Mera Naam)

2. Hum Tum Ek Kamre Mein Bandh Ho (Bobby)

Singer: Lata Mangeshkar & Shailendra Singh

Music: Laxmikant Pyarelal

Lyrics: Anand Bakshi

So Rishi and Dimple actually get stuck in a house but the moment Rishi starts singing (rather proposing) "andar se koi bahar na ja sake, bahar se koi andar na aa sake, socho kabhi aisa ho toh kya ho?", Dimple gets the drift and locks the doors, shuts the curtains and innocently prepares for action. Then like every other Bollywood song they don't show the actual make-out. No, they don't even show flowers kissing, they directly show a dream sequence of jungles, forests and Wizard of Oz type set-up. There is a stanza where Rishi asks, "hum tum kahin ko jaa rahe ho, aur sher aajaye" to which Dimple replies, "sher se main kahongi tumhe chodke, mujhe kha jaaye" and you won't believe, she removes her sarong and sits in front of the Tiger! At least save the tiger of your seduction Dimple!

Hum Tum Ek Kamre Mein Bandh Ho (Bobby)

3. Sawariya Re O Sawariya (Kahin Pyar Na Ho Jaye)

Singer: Alka Yagnik & Kamaal Khan

Music: Himesh Reshammiya

Lyrics: Sudhakar Sharma

This song is a concert and this concert is actually Salman Khan's dream sequence in the film. His "dil ki aawaz". Salman Khan, Rani Mukherjee, Mohnish Behl, Kashmira Shah, Pooja Batra and apna Jaggu Da - Jackie Shroff are all dancing to Sawariya tune. Well everyone except Jaggu Da. Have you ever seen that kid in group dance, who keeps forgetting the steps and then finally out of embarrassment just gives a damn and does his own step? Jaggu Da is that kid, just a little drunk. Everyone is dancing for the audience but Jaggu Da is dancing only to woe Pooja Batra. Watch this song for best Jaggu Da dance, best Jaggu Da pink pants, best Jaggu Da flirting, best Jaggu Da forgetting steps and covering up and best worst lip sync.

Sawariya Re O Sawariya (Kahin Pyar Na Ho Jaye)

This is my contribution towards making people happier on World Laughter Day! Wait a minute, World Laughter Day was on 6th May. Damn I'm a month late! Was never good with dates. But honestly there are so many of these WTF Bollywood videos that I can put cute kitten videos out of business to make your day.